Monday, June 15, 2009

Two wheels and a lot of ground to cover

Update on life in Anchorage: I've been running, swimming, biking, and working. Update complete.

Ok, while that is pretty much true, I'll extrapolate a bit. Flattop (my last post) has become my traditional ride. This past weekend I finally figured out a route up that minimizes the amount of rode that I must be one (only a couple miles). The only drawback of the route is through one of the more bear-active areas of Anchorage. Finding this route took a little recon. The first time I ran into a couple spots that warned of extreme bear activity, resulting in me traveling the OPPOSITE direction. But I finally procured some bear spray and am perfecting whistling and talking to myself while biking. An hour + continuous trail climb is rough (yes I am complaining) but it makes me strong, and the downhill is AMAZING! Nothing like having your arms go numb and hands feel like they can barely hold on any longer!! I keep expanding this ride, and hope to soon make it through the pass then down to the coast!!!

I've also checked out Kincaid park. Kincaid has amazing cross-country ski trails. In the summer that means wide, rolling grass trails, pretty awesome. I did learn a good lesson while I was lost in the glee of thinking how amazing the riding was, to snap out of it as I rode within feet of a 7-foot bull moose. I hear the bull moose are pretty mellow compared to the cow, but they are ENORMOUS. On which idea, I digress: I average probably about 1 moose per run or bike. Yesterday, I saw 3 in one ride alone! Remember in Into the Wild how he freaks out when he sees a moose then goose LFO (life's (...) over) when he spoils the meat. From my experience, I could probably find a new moose to shoot every day, and I'm not even looking for them!! Anyway...

Still no bear, but the Newman O's are keeping me strong. Be well, do good work, and enjoy life.

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Sunday, May 31, 2009

I always wanted a Flattop.

Ok, mooses have lost their novelty. Shortly into my run this evening I encountered my second moose with two moosets. The whale on toothpick legs was standing right on the trail chewing away. I waited for a while, thinking it might move off the trail, but no, the ugly POS had no intention of moving and I wasn't really feeling like a kick in the face today. Luckally a dog came to my run's rescue. For a while I thought I might see the dog get drop kicked (minus the "drop") by the moose as the two exchanged charges. But the moose with calves in tow were slowly pushed off the trail enough for me to sneak by with only a minor fear this might be my last run. Needless to say, I avoided the narrow trails the rest of the run.

Moving on, the highlight of the day was a casual ride down from Flattop Mountain. There is nothing like continous coasting for 6+ miles. The only problem is that the ride first included riding up the mountain. Who am I kidding, I loved the pain! The mountain is only about 2,250ft high, but when you are starting at around 150ft, that equates to a pretty good ride. Of course when I decided on doing the ride, I just saw it was ~12miles each way and thought, "No big deal." Lesson learned: I'm not in Ohio anymore, look at elevation change also. The great thing is that from Flattop I can access a lot of long trails that are only moderate bear danger. So, the plan is to do this ride as often as possible and make my quads so big that they no longer fit in my pants. It could happen, no really it could. (The picture of that handsome man is from the top of the ride with Anchorage in the background, not the nicest weather today.What the pictures don't show is that the wind gusts were so strong they would almost blow me over!)

This is where I plan my next adventure to be (the backside of Flattop)!!

Better than Oreo's?


This is pretty uncharacteristic of me, but I have to do some promotion here. Several weeks ago I was discussing my passion for Oreo's with Nickie. All of a sudden her eyes lit up and she excitedly told me she had found something better than Oreo's!! She claimed I had to try Newman's Hint 'O Mint O's. I played along, but in my head I was thinking, "BLASPHEMY!!!" I mean that is like saying there is a drink better than chocolate milk (milkshakes are of course excluded because they are in a class of their own).

Well, I recently tried them, if anything to prove her wrong...and they are AWESOME!!! They are like Oreo's but even better! They are also organic blah blah blah. I'm on my second packet in under a week. They go well with breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack, and dessert. To make a long story short, go buy a pack right now. Actually, buy a couple, they go fast. Your life will never be the same. Nickie, I admit you are right about this one!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

A moose is kind of like Chuck Norris...


Well, today was a pretty standard day. Took a run along the Knik Arm "coast" (aka mudflat). Then passed a moose family on a bike ride to a bike shop. You know, another standard day in Anchorage.

OK, I'll admit it was a little novel seeing my first mooses (I may have taken a couple 50 pictures), but I played it cool. It got me wondering, by the end of the summer will seeing a moose be like seeing another deer in Ohio? But that got me to thinking, how are moose different from deer?

When you see a deer you think, "Huh, that's kind of cute, at the very least its proportional," while it gracefully skips through the forest running away from you. When you see a moose, you all stand around taking pictures, speaking quietly trying not to spook it, while it just stands there munching on grass not showing any sign of running away. And it seems ironic that the proportional, graceful deer runs away while we all stand around looking at God's attempt at abstract expressionism, making a living Picasso painting. Looking at the cute calves, I really wanted to tell them, "Going by "The Mom Test," your looks have definitely peaked at a young age." Maybe the rapid degradation of appearance at an early age is what instills the aggressive response of kicking you in the face and stomping you to a pulp when you piss them off. Or I guess it could be that other minor bear issue that moose's face. I'm betting its mainly the insecurity of their looks. But I mean honestly, looking at a moose is enough support that even God get wasted at work once and a while and totally screws up a project.

To make a long story short, a moose is like Chuck Norris. Its ugly and oddly haired, and we all know it, but we're still going to admire it because otherwise its going to kick you in the face. (A slide show coming once I figure out how to do that).

Monday, May 25, 2009

Big Country!!!


Well, it has been a whirlwind of a last 3+ days. The fast-forward description includes: late night at a pub in Taipei, little sleep, ~24hrs of travel back to Pennsylvania, short sleep, drive to Ohio, visit family, visit friends, pack for three months of travel, little sleep, fly to Anchorage. Looking out my window to the Alaskan sky, the sun still hasn’t set but its 10 PM. I have no clue what day it is, much less what the date it.

To make a long story short, I’ve arrived to Alaska, which will be my home for the next 3 months. You can see the picture of my view out of my apartment (this was taken at 10PM!!). Clearly, living so close to big mountains will be AWESOME.

My first adventure has been grocery shopping. Lesson learned: when lacking a car and having a ~3 mile walk home ahead of you, it is "totally awesome" to buy more groceries than will fit in a backpack. The plus side was that the last 1/4mile I met a very nice couple out for a walk. They told me they saw 3 bear cubs near my apartment last week and there was a moose and calf in their yard recently. This is definitely Alaska! Next time I'll be sure to buy a TV and microwave to carry home. More adventures coming, stay tuned…

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Taiwan


Taiwan tales and picture coming soon. Finally got some internet connection....

Monday, March 16, 2009

Ol' Man Wilson, you are a grumpy SOB

“Here it is,” I yelled over to Kevin, fatigue beginning to wear into more voice, and pointed to the “anchor” for our next rappel. This “anchor” consisted of two old nuts shallowly stuck into a crack. Considering some of our prior anchors included of a single nut or just a lassoed chock-stone, two nuts was practically “bomber.” As I looked down at my pointing hand, I saw it shaking in the glow of my headlamp. I guess I am more uncomfortable than I had thought. “Pull it together Mike!” I thought. Sure when this day started nearly 14 hours ago I had envisioned the adventure wrapping up right now at the car and my beloved package of Oreos. As I peered over the next ledge, looking into a black void without any sight of a boundary, much less bottom, it now seemed like the adventure was just beginning.

It was Spring break for me, and like any responsible individual shirking off the “real world” by hiding behind the ivory tower of university, I blew off actually getting work done and headed for Vegas. My trip to Vegas was slightly different those most, my final destination was actually about 20miles west of “the Strip,” out in the desert, Red Rocks Park. For the final day of our trip, we decided to climb a route called Inti Watana on Mt. Wilson (this was Kevin’s idea, for the record…). Inti Watana ended short of the summit, but we could link up with the top of another climb, Resolution Arete, and make the summit. Inti Watana is a 12 pitch climb, and the summit would add roughly 6 more pitches. While the first 12 would all be technical and steep, it sounded like the top of Resolution Arete included a couple technical moves and the rest was a scramble. Needless to say, we were looking at a long day. Jokingly, I told Kevin we could only do this if I had time to take a shower before my 6:50AM flight the next day. Done! Timing out the day, we figured 1.5hr approach, ½ hr to get set and start the first pitch, then ½ per pitch, give 2hrs buffer for the top of Resolution. We had a couple options for the descent. We could either do a series of rappels (yuck!) or something along the lines “walk down the water polished third gully to a rappel, then hike out of Oak Creek Canyon.” While the latter prescribed a 4.5hr trip down, we were fast hikers. It was a very generous timeline, but if we left the car at 6AM, I would be back to my beloved Oreos by around 8:30PM. Long day, but pretty doable, and again, we are fast hikers.

Nearly to the top of Inti Watana we were right on schedule, actually 15minutes early. What an amazing day it had been. Every one of the 12 pitches had been some of the most enjoyable climbing I had ever done. Even the tricky moves that I had feared would stifle me, had been tough but conceded smoothly to me. Then I had the thought that when you see it in a movie you think, “That was the most cliché foreshadowing statement!” Recalling some of our past “last day adventures,” this was turning into being uncharacteristically un-epic for us. But it did not matter, what a fantastic day we were having!!

The top of Resolution Arete (RA) was a stark contrast to Inti Watana. While not technically difficult, the moves were awkward, protection very poor, and rock crumbling. Kevin would commonly have 30+ foot run-outs, above a piece of protection stuck into crumbling rock. After I had a handhold break off in my hand, I knew this was not the place to trust protection catching any type of fall. Considering the quality of the rock, some of the “scrambles” seemed worthy of being roped up (looking down a several thousand foot drop off can be very convincing of the importance of a rope). To make a long story short, the top 6 pitches of RA became around 10 pitches for us. When we finally summited, the clock read 5:30PM, we were already an hour behind schedule.

The summit was fantastic. A great view of Vegas in the distance and blue skies blanketed us. I feared a similar experience as Whitney where the cold wind and temperatures would immediately chase us off the summit, but the top of Mt. Wilson was the most pleasant conditions we had experienced all week. After some pictures, high-fives, and the freedom of our feet from climbing shoes, we were on our way back down.

Immediately, the descent was not going well. After finding three cairns, the fourth played “hide-and-go-seek” with us, and the fifth played “I don’t exist” with us. But we decided on a gully the guidebook vaguely described. As the gully walls quickly steeped we were soon committed to our “third gully.” My only goal was to get through the rappel before dark; I am fine hiking in the dark, but a rappel in the dark sounded awkward. Soon we came to a 20-foot drop and a tree that had been rappelled off at least once in its long history. This short drop wasn’t exactly the rappel I had envisioned, but I’ll take it. Once we cleared that rappel another short drop met us. Ok, that last one was short, maybe a couple of these add up to the apparently singular rappel described in the book. After about 4 or 5 of these rappels, off increasingly sketchy anchors and working our way into a 4-foot wide slot canyon, I began to think we had simply found the wrong gully that some other poor fool had also found. I just hoped that the “poor fool” found a way out in this canyon that didn’t include climbing back up the gully to look for the correct gully.

Soon the sun was gone, our headlamps were out, and I was going through Oreo withdraw. Of all the climbing I had ever done, bailing off the route was never a problem. Within a couple hours I could easily be down on flat ground and off a mountain. Embraced by the vertical walls around me and thousand-feet of elevation below me, I began to feel trapped on this mountain. If the rope became stuck after a rappel, this could quickly turn into a very long night. But hope was in sight. I could see the narrow gully make a sharp turn and open up into Oak Creek Canyon. Maybe this is where the HIKE down begins. Those hopes faded as I reached that point and looked down over the ledge that into a world of complete black. I was soon rappelling into the black void having no clue what was below me. More importantly, I had no clue if the rope would reach the bottom. Maybe the other poor fool that chose this decent had used a double-rope. Those old cams above me had better hold! Squinting through the black I still hadn’t seen the bottom of the rappel by the time I saw the bottom of my rope.

When I was a couple feet from the end of the rope I found a couple cams stuck into a wet crack in front of me. Not only did I have to rappel of these ridiculous anchors, I now had to hang off them!!! Even though they didn’t move after I tugged on them, I still didn’t trust this anchor. So, before unclipping from the rope I jammed my foot and hand into the wet vertical crack. I don’t think I had put a pound of my weight on that anchor until Kevin got down there. After the next rappel I was off that wall and rappelling into back void number two. After a total of around 10 rappels Kevin and I were onto somewhat flat ground. The first thing we found, a cairn. While we hadn’t seen one in hours, this one assured us that this horrible series of rappels was actually correct! After several more hours of one-legged lunges stepping down boulders we were cruising across the desert. We reached the car at 11:30PM, 17.5hrs after we left it. A part of me wanted to suggest we hike around for another 30minutes so that we could make the trip a clean 18hrs, but looking at Kevin’s face I decided an even number was of little importance to him. I did get my shower that night, well early morning, and found my sleeping back by 1:30AM. If I learned anything out of this whole experience, it is this:
When flying out of Vegas, you need to arrive 45minutes before your flight. A 42minute early arrival translates to losing your seat.

It’s always a shock for me to return to my other life after returning form the latest adventure; the longer and more intense the adventure, the more of a transitional shock. Sitting in my dark office with my callused fingertips tapping the keyboard, I only need to look at the back of my cut-up hands to be reminded of my latest adventure. But in all truth, it will take far less than cuts on my hand to remind me of my latest adventure. It seems that every trip I make to Vegas ends in ways I never would expect.

While rappelling into a black void I had thought to myself, “This is the last “alpine” climb I am ever doing!” But similar to when I said the same thing after my first marathon, several hours later I was already looking forward to the next. I seek out these challenges because I am not certain if I can actually do them. It is not an adrenaline-junkie craving; it is a desire to push myself into unknown territory, forcing out my raw character to “figure it out.” I guess it is similar to someone meditating and reducing existence to the “singular;” these adventures strip myself to the character that defines, “Mike.” Sure I could do this through meditation in a dark room, but who would not want to find such simplicity 1,000 feet above the Nevada desert?!?! NOT ME!!

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Red Rocks